Bill Clinton offers his Help.

Dear Diary,
I received a phone call from Bill Clinton this morning.
He has graciously volunteered to come with us to Gropenhagen Copenhagen for the UN Climate Summit. He told me that he'd be willing to stay there while I traveled on to pick up my Nobel Peace Prize. Of course, climate change is a very important issue and I can understand why Bill would be so eager to help us in our endeavor to save Mother Earth.

On a side note, it's being reported that Danish prostitutes will be offering free sex during the summit. I'm sure this is just a coincidence.